ANNUAL CAPTION COMPETITION

The Caption Competition is now closed.

The winning entry was submitted by John Bosworth of Worcester
"If you're Katherine Jenkins, then I must be Hayley Westenra!"

Congratulations John!  A copy of the DVD of Patience will be sent to you in due course.


The following is a selection of some of the other entries:

"Now is not the time for peaceful contemplation - Skip to the beat - or go home!"

"Suddenly a tulip or lily seemed rather appealing after all"

"They were right! Twenty years hence and they are still love-sick maidens"

"Gifted as I am with a beauty which probably has not its rival on earth, I am,
nevertheless, utterly and completely miserable"

"The maidens looked on in mild disbelief as the Dragoon Guards tried, yet again, to march in time"

"Did you remember to wear your sports bra, darling?"

"Well Bunthorne, we've taken these colocynths and calomels - now what?"

"I've been saying for the last five years that I want a wig THIS colour!"

"If Patience is a virtue, we could be standing here for ever"







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